georje:

as you can see ladies

i’m very well hung

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lameborghini:

i think im in love with 23 people from the internet

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judygrimes:

my favorite punctuation marks are ugh and omg

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cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via perks-0f-being-me)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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