May 2013
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
genuinelylarry:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
chibifluffydragon-san:
so-so-lovely:
HARRY...
In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.
“Writers end up writing about their obsessions. Things that haunt them; things...”
– Natalie Goldberg (via planb-becomeapirate)
canadianslut:
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
when you start liking someone: ah fuck
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy, age 4 (via perfect)
