cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
chibifluffydragon-san: so-so-lovely: HARRY...
In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.
Writers end up writing about their obsessions. Things that haunt them; things...– Natalie Goldberg (via planb-becomeapirate)
canadianslut: *sprays febreze on your attitude*
when you start liking someone: ah fuck
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...– Billy, age 4 (via perfect)